My roommates are driving me insane. They're either constantly having sex with each other (loudly), or one of them thinks it's funny to lead me on through dick pics and filthy text messages when he has no intentions of following through.
[They have one live-in twink to share between the two of them (he and Dodger), and his room mate does not like to share.]
So I have plenty of time and pent up energy to devote to pleasing you. In fact, it would please me to please you, your unholy handsomness.
It’s cruel and unusual punishment. Even by hell standards.
Yeah, that’d be great. If there’s stuff you’re picky about let me know. I once knew a guy who couldn’t get off without being stabbed at least once. So figured I should ask.
Well, maybe our appointment won't last too long, but I'm hoping it doesn't end very quickly either. I'm sure by the end you'll be thoroughly satisfied.
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[It is rather thick, but he's not entirely opposed to the approach certainly.]
Since you offered so kindly, I suppose I could arrange a room for us.
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[They have one live-in twink to share between the two of them (he and Dodger), and his room mate does not like to share.]
So I have plenty of time and pent up energy to devote to pleasing you. In fact, it would please me to please you, your unholy handsomness.
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I'm sure something could be arranged. Would you like me to come to your room? Get a little loud for payback.
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Yeah, that’d be great. If there’s stuff you’re picky about let me know. I once knew a guy who couldn’t get off without being stabbed at least once. So figured I should ask.
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But that doesn't mean you need to be gentle either. I've been alive a long time... there isn't much I haven't done.
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Duly noted. Getting my hands on you is definitely going to be an experience.
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I should hope so. I've had lifetimes of experience...
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Not with someone like me. ;)
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Is that so?