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[odaystar]

"Speak my name and I will hear it."
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[odaystar]

Yes, John?

[conjobs]

I'm now in a room with three teenage boys and a man needs about ten feet of rope, a case of whiskey, a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs, a carton of Silk Cuts, two rabbits and a cock ring to keep up.

[odaystar]

[Congratulations, John. That's the most interesting request he's received so far...]

I'm sure I can manage at least some of that. But really, corrupting the youth, are we?

[conjobs]

Well they're for me, but if you supply enough, I might be inclined to share.

White ones with the red eyes that look like they can shoot laserbeams, if you don't mind.

Wouldn't mind a top hat to pull them out of, either.

[odaystar]

Dare I ask why you need the rabbits? Besides magic tricks.

[conjobs]

[Magic of course. He was rather hoping to sneak them in with a list of other innocuous items. Well, 'innocuous'. This is going to be a big start to a fairly long game.] Working my way up to working with your other pets, love. You wouldn't want me killing your prized pups and snakes now, would you?

[odaystar]

[Of course it was magic.] Well, caring for animals is a start, I suppose.

If they should end up dying of anything other than natural causes, John, I'll know about it.

[conjobs]

That's not fair. You know my track record with relationships.

[...]

If I don't love them, they'll live.

[odaystar]

[Enjoy your new bunny companions that will be waiting in your room with everything else tonight, John.]

You can love them, John. You just can't slit their adorable little throats for whatever spell you were cooking up.

As a matter of fact, you can love anyone you want. I can keep them safe... all you have to do is ask.

[conjobs]

[He will be. Lowkey thrilled. And he'll find a way to circumvent dear old Lucy's little restrictions. Apart from rabbit stew and a jacket only roughly big enough for someone Styx's size, there's nothing majestic he can do just with two rabbits, and they both know it.]

Don't do that. Don't talk about- You think I haven't heard that proposition before, tried to cut some deal, make it work? I'm not a gullible, 'there must be some mistake' kind of git. You can take your promises and flap right off.

[odaystar]

It's my duty to know everything about you, John, and everyone else here.

I wouldn't make a proposition that I couldn't carry out, particularly while you're down here. But very well... if you want to talk about it further, you know where to find me. In the meantime, enjoy your items, John.