You've been here for a year. I thought that deserved a bit of pampering.
We've barely spoken in all that time you've been here... what favor would I possibly need now, darling? Don't be paranoid. Some people do give out genuine gifts, you know.
I don't believe in God, you know that. Giving everyone his phone number didn't do anything to change that. I've got no proof he even exists, let alone that he's got control over anything.
You're the one that brings us back when we die, right? What happens if you don't?
Is that what happened to the people who disappeared? Francis Barton, Jason Stevenson and Ivar Ragnarsson all disappeared without a word. They didn't go home, did they, you just stopped bringing them back. Why?
No, they all went home. I assure you they're all safe and sound. I'm sure if any belongings were left behind, they'd be found in the basement, if you're the sentimental sort.
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We've barely spoken in all that time you've been here... what favor would I possibly need now, darling? Don't be paranoid. Some people do give out genuine gifts, you know.
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Why isn't there a way out of here?
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Oh, but there is. You redeem yourself, then you can go wherever you want.
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You can send us home whenever you want to, can't you? What do you get out of keeping us here?
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God judges you. He adds to the list, not me. He's also the one who decides who gets to go home.
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You're the one that brings us back when we die, right? What happens if you don't?
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You'd be no different than our friendly Poltergeists. Sad life, really.
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